WINDSOR—The Windsor Red Light District is looking for homes for its 16 workers of the night with the herpes virus, including Miss Kitty Glitterati and Miss Sheer Purrfection.
Any girls that are not given work before Sunday February 5 will be put out, said Big Daddy G, spokesman for The Windsor Red Light District Office. Consultations are free. Anything past that is at your own peril and comes at a cost.
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