\SUFFOLK – Michael Thompson, 24, is known around most circles as a boisterous partygoer, always looking for a good time. He’s also seen every Sunday singing in the choir at the Mt. Zion Holy Jesus that Bush is on Fire Missionary Catholic Church. So when Ash Wednesday approached this year, he thought hard of what he would sacrifice for Lent.
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