Yaksummore debates, well himself (sort of) as election looms
FRANKLIN— In an election race that grows stranger by the day, a heated mayoral debate was held Tuesday night, between Councilman Gump Yaksummore and Councilman Gump Yaksummore.
Spectators were in shock as they looked on to see the Ward 3 councilman square off against an artificial-intelligence programmed, golden hologram version of himself. The debate spanned several topics, with Yaksummore reveling in the technological breakthrough that is the hologram. “What you see before you is just the tip of the iceberg of what I plan to do with my time as mayor. This accurate hologram portrayal of me is run off solar power, and is a credit and direct result of the fledgling solar energy department at Paul D. Camp.”