COURTLAND – They’re coming, figuratively and literally, across your border, to a town near you! The recent North Carolina constitutional ban on gay marriage has the Gays planning to leave the state of North Carolina, in search of a home that will unite them legally as Top and Bottom. News of the ban spread quickly Wednesday, leaving Virginia officials scrambling to find a suitable solution the problem.
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