FRANKLIN—For the last 14 years, the Men Searching for a Cure for Baldness’s annual Pork BBQ never experienced a rain.
For this year’s event, at the Bronco Rod & Gun Club, outside Franklin, along the Nottoway River, near your Momma’s house, beside another preposition, it rained in biblical proportions.
“I ain’t seen rain like this since Isabel,” said Bill Shannon, chairman for the 15th annual event. “It poured like a mofo for hours.”
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