Little Farts, Smaller Minds being investigated
FRANKLIN— The Little Farts, Smaller Minds Daycare Facility in Franklin has been closed pending an investigation by State officials on Thursday.
In a detailed report from the State Investigation, the daycare center stands accused of numerous infractions, not the least of which was the practice of placing misbehaving toddlers in a small room with a known terrorist of Franklin’s Little Fake Zoo, and the Food Lion meat department: local celebrity That F*#$*&^ Tiger that’s gone eat all of us if y’all don’t git.