Butt Pirates win Homo-Regatta
FRANKLIN—The finals of the Franklin Homo-Regatta came down to a race between a boat inspired by an all-American dreamy dessert of a man in Brad Pitt and one named for former Pirates of the Seven Seas.
“Queen Anne’s Revenge of the Sphincter,” came in first, piloted by B.J. Cummings, dressed in the finest pirate garb, along with his first mate Jeffrey. They were followed by the “Brad Pitt I’d Like to Banana Split” with pilots Hugh Johnson, Sean McGeigh, and Haywood Jablome, all dressed in sailor-wear placing second.