Clogging incident causes outrage in Carrsville
Cloggers check the bottom of their shoes for doo doo.
CARRSVILLE—Nearly 200 Carrsville residents were left with their mouth agape Monday night after a member of the Cloggers ‘N’ Floggers Dance Troupe dropped a log, or doody, on the right side of the main stage. The group, comprised of area five-year-olds, was performing to a medley of past and current pop hits, when little Shitonya Brown broke out a new dance for the Carrsville crowd.
Dancing to Luke Bryan’s “Country Girl Shake it for Me,” Brown began emphatically shaking her posterior to the shocked crowd. As the song wore on, a couple onlookers in the front row soon realized that Shitonya was in the midst of a “big stinky.” With the log clinging to her rear end, she began shaking wildly trying to free the fresh loaf from her person. During the second chorus, the few who recognized what was happening began to cheer on Brown, in the hopes that she would be free of her mud butt. By the time Mr. Bryan had reached his third round of shake it for me please, the chocolate mousse had finally been freed.