Juanita and I spent Feb. 17th and 18th in the Franklin Wal-Mart.
Business was booming, which was very nice indeed. Trashy women were very light, and the only woman quality problem I saw was a woman in an odd, skimpy outfit that wouldn’t be good enough to wade in water. It disturbed me, and as she turned, I saw strange-looking stringy stuff. I’m looking into it.
Before I went home to ride the tractor, I went to the backroom. I was scoping the video pictures from surveillance that day. I wanted to see the Moonpie aisle, and there in the background I find two boys, one dressed like Grimace, the other Hamburgler. They appeared to be cramming something into their getup. When I got to the aisle, I could tell they had stolen something as there was nothing at all left on the shelf.
I found a bunch of empty wrappers on the hygiene aisle. By law, you cannot eat something you haven’t paid for, and you must keep a receipt at all times. Failure to do these things could result in the items being confiscated and your getting arrested by the man. I report all such wrappers I find, and if I find them unopened I will confiscate them. Not many things make me as mad as finding empty wrappers in the aisles, and trash tangled up or hooked in the cart wheels.
I also want to remind people that this time of year, a lot of people leave their carts in the middle of the aisle. In stores like Wal-Mart that have a lot of in-a-hurry customers, cart operators need to be mindful of that. Getting to the next aisle fast to snag all the Top Ramen is not worth endangering the safety of others in the store we call the Wal-Mart.